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So, Dan:

Why not get married in America?
What’s wrong with Massachusetts?
Connecticut?
DC?
Iowa?
New Hampshire?
Vermont?
California every so often?
Something called Coquille?
You know your marriage in Iceland won’t be recognized as soon as you’re back in America?
You know this won’t help you for tax purposes?
Or adoption?
Or if Eric ends up in the hospital?
Or if you turn into a vegetable and a battle FOR YOUR LIFE erupts between your husband and your family?
Wouldn’t getting married here help push The Cause forward on the domestic front?

True, all.

And then I read stuff like this and I'm all good not being involved in any of this America stuff right now, thanks.